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Naruto Stalker Shippuuden 386 Review


Look my trouble here buddy. This episode was another Obito crap fest. Don’t get it twisted we all knew Naruto have a way of getting inside of your head once he get in there….game over.

Obito you is one less Uchiha....

Obito you is one less Uchiha….

So nothing really here that we don’t know. I mean we have Naruto poking around Obito’s head. We got the flash backs and other times showing how goofy Obito was. Look we all know this man stupid over Rin. He is willing to put everyone under a genjutsu because he ain’t get a chance to live his life with Rin. So hopefully the next episode we get some action. Not some filler throw back story about Obito. I had enough of him.



Now to talk about something that have me really sad. The Manga is over. Naruto is done. What to do now. I know once the manga is over we have only a few episodes left. We still have One Piece, Fairy Tail, Log Horizon and maybe Sword Art Online. I mean there is a few gems of anime out there. We have Attack on Titan coming soon. Nothing will replace Naruto. Some may hate it. Some may say it isn’t worth the very ink on paper. To me it was an epic journey. One filled with laughs and adventure. Well hopefully Masashi Kishimoto brings us another anime to keep us hooked! Here is an awesome comic strip I saw over on Google Plus. Save a bowl of ramen for me to….


Naruto Not Gon Cry Shippuuden 382 Review


This was an emotional roller coaster episode. Yes sir I promised myself I won’t cry. Yet I couldn’t help myself but shed a man tear. So much passion…. Grab a tissue for some issues.

So we have Obito standing high above watching everyone like cattle. Making everyone depress and sad. Telling everyone that fighting against him is futile. The tree sucking up chakra from everyone. Making them look like the walking dead. Then to make things more interesting Shikimaru look like he might bite the dust! This thing coming like Game of Thrones. You never know who they gonna kill of next.

Lawdy not Shikimaru!

Lawdy not Shikimaru!

So just then the First Hokage tried to get everyone to fight back. Yeah that didn’t work at all. No one ain’t want to die for no reason. So just then when you think all hope is lost guess who try to steal the spot light.

Sasuke Style

This blasted boy name Sasuke…

Look how this man want to theft Naruto thunder. He forget this is Naruto Shippuden. Not Sasuke Shippuden. Well guess what we all know Naruto ain’t gonna let this slide so easy.

Yeah Naruto ain't playing now!

Yeah Naruto ain’t playing now!

While all this epicness was going on the link was still active with the everyone in the shinobi allied force. So Naruto’s feelings was being televised in everyones mind. Which was a touching moment. Showing how Naruto suffered and loss. Also gave everyone an idea of how much he cares for his fellow ninja brothers in arms. I won’t lie. I almost shed a tear.

Another thing that happened that was kind of cool was the First Hokage shared his memories also. We saw the first Kage meeting. That didn’t really moved me cause Hashirama is a clown. He is a beast. But he does act like a clown.

Then we have the Sasuke Fan Club in full effect.

This girl literally want to lick Sasuke. Talk about a freak...

This girl literally want to lick Sasuke. Talk about a freak…

Orochimaru here just lusting over Sasuke.

Orochimaru here just lusting over Sasuke.

So we have his fans just on the side lines watching this man like he did anything. They ain’t know he was nothing but a scrub waiting for Naruto to save them all. Anyway not an issue. Right now Sasuke trying to keep up with Naruto. The man is leagues above him. I am also sad at the fact Naruto Manga will be ending soon. So watching each episode is like a countdown to the end. I know the Manga is pretty ahead of the anime but still the end is near. Also Madara seem pretty confident about his plans. He done say once the flower bloom he gonna beat Obito and take over. SOOOOOO wha going on with that. I thought they was (kinda) cool. Well it look like Obito in for a rude awakening just now. Also where the heck is Kakashi? This man cooling out for too long. Like he waiting for the war to end to come out of retirement.

This episode was good. Shows the heart of Naruto. Even the Second see the potential in Naruto. History repeats itself. Hashirama and Madara. Naruto and Sasuke. I wish it wasn’t coming to an end. Well I will enjoy the ride until the very end. So till then stay frosty!

Naruto Super Sage Mode Shippuuden 381 Review


YO!!!! This is wha I talking about! Naruto is wha I call real tool! This episode had me geeking out constantly. Wait then the hugest bomb that was dropped was the epic history factoid done by Madara. YES!! I telling yo if you miss this episode you will be lost!!

So we have Naruto just saved everyone from utter destruction. So wha you think my boy ready to do. BEAST MODE!!! Man fly into combat like a idiot! Then this man forgot he can’t hit Obito without being in sage mode. EPIC FAIL. Either way Kurama got his back. Reminded him about the time he was talking to Pain AKA Nagato and while he was in sage mode some of his chakra leaked out. Now we all knew at that time Naruto couldn’t achieve sage mode because of the Nine Tails. Come to find out it was Kurama that was rejecting the toad sage. Talk about ting buddy. So guess what….




I was literally on the floor! Wait it get better! Guess who in the background jealous like a lil punk… Sasuke hahahahahhaha!


                                                                                 HE FEEL SOGGY!!

Finally it sink in this man. He isn’t up to the standards of Naruto. Best he just pack up and go sulk somewhere. He ain’t understand this man done pass the First Hokage. Man is real tool!

Obito ya can't handle the RASENGAN!!!!!

                                                                  Obito ya can’t handle the RASENGAN!!!!!

Well since Obito done see that he ain’t no match for the father and son combo man went and start the Tsuki No Me. Yep the whole reason for the war is about to take place. Talk about game over.

Yeah....that sucks

                                                                                      Yeah….that sucks

Interesting enough it don’t look like that phasing Madara one bit. Obito causing all kinds of hell and these man just shooting the breeze. Tree sucking up man chakra and life and these two man just chatting it up. Hashirama needed a lesson on epic jutsu 101. Guess who was the Professor. Madara. School is in session!

The Divine Tree with the Forbidden Fruit

                                                                 The Divine Tree with the Forbidden Fruit

We learned the time before chakra man was always fighting. While they was fighting there was this tree. They worshiped this tree because it was like the tree of life or something. Now once every millennium it grew a fruit. Now everybody had done know not to eat the fruit. But Kaguya Otsutsuki a princess ate it. Hmm is it me or this seems vaguely familiar. In the Bible. Garden of Eden. Eve Ate the fruit.

She just had to eat the fruit...

                                                                              She just had to eat the fruit…

Nah….so anyway she became like a god and finished the war on her own. She gave birth to a son. His name was Hagoromo Otsutsuki. I wonder who had sex with her. I mean to have sex with a god must of been epic. Well he probably died while having sex. What a way to die. Anyway Hagoromo Otsutsuki started Ninshu. AKA Jesus of Ninjutsu. Then the Divine Tree became alive looking for the chakra that was stolen. So basically Humans in the wrong for stealing. Hagoromo sort out the ten tails. But what Madara is seeking is peace. In a twisted way he want to achieve something that could not be achieved through human methods. He saw that before they even knew themselves there was war. So in his own thinking he wants to create a world where there is no war. Sounds cute but doing it the way he imagine it sucks. No one wants to be not in control of their own destiny. By the looks of it a dream will become a the reality.

The founder of Ninshu

                                                                                  The founder of Ninshu

What an episode buddy! So much to take in. Sadly I saw through the grapevine that Naruto Manga will be coming to an end in November. I choose not to believe this nonsense. Yet I know everything must come to an end. I may never be able to fill the void Naruto is filling right now. Well I hope the Anime doesn’t come to an end even though the manga would be over. I know that is impossible but I really don’t want this to end. So if you are following this series This is a must see episode. So much back story knowledge and Naruto making Sasuke realize he is but a genin makes me feel soooooo good! So until next week stay frosty!

Naruto Holy Fist Bump Shippuuden 380 Review


Fellow Naruto Fans!!! Today is NARUTO BIRTHDAY!!! Woot!!! This episode was without a shadow of a doubt pretty special. This was a rare opportunity to see Naruto actually showing the fruit of his training.Lets dig in!

Watch that douchebag Sasuke. He vex he ain't as smart as Naruto. Wha happen Sasuke? Your eyes can't keep up with the epicness that is NARUTO!!!

Watch that douchebag Sasuke. He vex he ain’t as smart as Naruto. Wha happen Sasuke? Your eyes can’t keep up with                                                                                the epicness that is NARUTO!!!

So after the successful attack done by Naruto everyone was instantly impressed. I won’t Lie I was thinking the the same thing while watching this episode. The when you think the momentum was going in their favor Obito turn it up! He decide to just kill everyone one time. He ain’t wasting no more time. After Naruto done touch him up he say nah bro! You ain’t touching me from the behind again! No Homo. That look on Sasuke face though…. Priceless!

Yeah....Four Tail Beast Bomb....

                                                                           Yeah….Four Tail Beast Bomb….

Oh just in case you was thinking of barrier. Your Welcome.

                      Oh just in case you was thinking of teleporting…red barrier. Your Welcome.

These man in trouble. REAL trouble. This is the end for the allied ninja force. Even Shikimaru thinking hard. So who will save them? Naruto like a boss stepped in. This dude always coming to the rescue! That punk name Sasuke think becoming Hokage is about being a douchebag he dead wrong. So while Naruto is cooking up a plan Obito was there in his black shell talking smack. I wish I was there. I would of tell him bout Rin. How he is a punk and Kakashi get some before him. That is just me. Either way we learned that today is his birthday. We watched how Minato thought about how much he missed in his son’s life. To be brought back to life and see your son all grown up doing big things must of been touching.

Yep Our Naruto has grown.

                                                                                   Yep Our Naruto has grown.

Oh Yeah...imminent death. Back to the matter at hand!

                                                   Oh Yeah…imminent death. Back to the matter at hand!

So what was Naruto’s Plan….. well after he bumped fists with his dad he began firing up the glow juice on everybody. Now everyone was thinking that he was going to protect them from the blast. Nope! even better! But as usual the bum Sasuke thought about running away and letting everyone else to die. I mean seriously. Epic fail. Naruto tell this man to get some of his chakra. I would of told him to just die. either way he touched him and just when you think all is dead…..

THAT'S RIGHT! HE TELEPORTED EVERYONE!!!! Obito feel like a botty!

                        THAT’S RIGHT! HE TELEPORTED EVERYONE!!!! Obito feel like a botty!

I tell ya buddy just when you think Naruto ain’t got no more tricks up his sleeves he pull a rabbit out of his hat. Also that boy name Jugo must really like man. Coming in there to save Sasuke. Before he go and check that flat chest girl Sakura. Anyway this was a great Naruto heavy episode. Showed us how smart he is and his genuine talent. No other Ninja I have seen so far displayed that kind of heart. Sasuke don’t care for his fellow comrades. Naruto does. If you haven’t watched this episode as yet I highly recommend you do! Happy Birthday Naruto!! Great episode! Well till later guys stay frosty!

Epic Bump Fist!

                                                                                           Epic Bump Fist!

Naruto Gigantic Shippuuden 374 & 375 Review

Hey fellow Naruto fans! Sorry for the absence. Was in Canada having a blast. I have a treat just for you guys at the end. Well more of that later. These two episodes had me squealing like a little girl! Lets start at 374!


These man moving like the Sanin back in the day. Watching how everything moving only one can wonder what else could happen. All I know the ten tails bout to get PWND!


Yep the Sanin from back in the day. Tsunade, The real pimp Jiraiya and Vybes Cartel cousin Orochimaru. These man was the bad click in the day.

The plan was simple. Get close enough to cause damage to the Ten tails. Only thing is the millions of henchmen horde protecting him. Yeah no problem at all. Team 7 got this. Easy!



Jutsu so beautiful it brought a tear to Sakura’s eye.


BOOM! All in he tank!!!

So Just like the real first strike to the Ten Tails was made. One thing I must say about that douchebag Sasuke he complement Naruto very nicely. Somehow watching this episode I felt that Sasuke have (as usual) alternative agendas. Watching the Ten Tails burn must of felt good for the Ninja alliance. Oh did I mention while they watching the barbeque they getting heal up from Sakura. Yeah she turn up now. Can do all kinda ting now. I still don’t like her flat chest ram.

vlcsnap-2014-09-04-14h39m26s149 So we have Orochimaru and the gang gone looking for the rest of the Kages. Finally I get to see what really happened to them. Well to my surprise dem ain’t dead. Madara I am disappointed in you. How is it you ain’t finish the job.


This is it. Tsunade was cut in half. Was still able to summon the slug. Save the rest of the Kages while the other half of her body somewhere chilling. How in the world do you stay dead in this anime. It like you have to literally be thrown in a bottomless pit like Jiraiya. Buddy I am speechless. Now these man come reattach her bottom half and Karin let her get bite to bring her back life. What the frak is going on here. Well either way we have Lady Tsunade is back. Once she caught her bearings she realized Orochimaru is not only alive but helping her. Once again he is helping her because of Sasuke. This man like little boys. Real talk. There was a little nice flash back. Worth checking out. But we ain’t got time fi dat. We want to know what a gwan with the ten tails. So lets jump right to episode 375!


Ok I ain’t wasting no time. Right here we see the douchebaggery! This little punk name Sasuke. Naruto tell this man to ease up on the flames and he say no. Let them burn. This little punk! Mehson if I was Naruto I would of use the big yellow hand a park he two big slap. Naruto stronger than you and you giving him lip! Boss you lucky Naruto like man. Would have been on like donkey kong! Just when these man was about to fight it out the ten tails detached the piece that was burning up. Then right then that boy named Sai realized wha going on. He knew that punk can’t be trusted. Even Shikimaru saw through the whole back together again crap.


This blasted girl is a ninja rat! Sai and Shikimaru done see the darkness in Sasuke and she like a real skettle bang buh “He is here and I am Happy” Mehson she beyond saving. I done with this skank.

So we back with these two man. Obito doing all kinds of Genjutsu on Kakashi like that make sense. Yall need just fight and get it over with. So after a nice scene with dem scrapping it out Obito is mortally wounded in the same hole that he used in the Genjutsu. Either way Obito lose and like a punk he run away.


This is when things got real. When Obito plopped on the floor and Madara saw him it was time. Madara decided to do the Rhinne Birth. Finally we see the real reason Madara kept Obito around. Talk about getting the middle finger. Interesting enough the other side of him look like the black zetsu. Call me crazy but I think there is a connection there. Also we see he has no control over his body. So it look like it was a race to kill Obito.






I tell y’all Naruto Father is a beast! That Flying Rajin is real tool. We learned that once marked you marked for life. We got a cool scene where it almost look like Obito had come to his senses. But I was wrong. Just when I thought Obito would just die he pull another trick. Nobody in this anime ever just die…well only the real good ones die.


Oh look at that… Obito and the ten tails sitting in a tree…


E.P.I.C I can hear the song in the background… Turn Down for What!

This is wha I talking bout! Obito done level up like Goku and about to lay the smack down on these man. Will the Past Hokages, Present Hokages, Allied Ninja Force and Team 7 can defeat Madara and this hot mess called Obito. This is going to be sweet!!

Now I told you guys I have a treat for y’all. So we call every thursday Naruto Thursday. Where we eat ramen. So usually I buy the store bought ramen. Well while I was in Canada I went down to Chinatown and got me some real authentic ramen. YES That is right!


Thing went down so good!!! I can see why Naruto go crazy for this Ramen. If you want to know I had the Shoyu Ramen with sweet corn. My God I had an orgy in my mouth with each bite. Sorry for being late with the reviews but limited access to internet was the villian. So hopefully me eating authentic Ramen make up for it lol. Next Thursday we in for a treat. September 11th 2014 the latest Naruto game coming out. The next episode seem to be a filler. But a special filler. Ting got my spidey senses tingling!



Naruto Team 7 Shippuuden 373 Review


This episode was nostalgia! Point and case! We had all the teams strutting dem stuff! Sadly it took only one dude to stir such emotions. That blasted boy name Sasuke. As much as I don’t like him he did bring back a piece to the puzzle that was missing for a long time.

The gang is back together again!

The gang is back together again!

Like nothing changed between those two. They still see each other as rivals. While the fight was going on both of them was checking out each others strength. As if they know once this war finish they will have to trash it out. I ain’t gonna lie I got my money on Naruto. As soon as daddy give him the other half of the nine tails it gonna be on like donkey kong!

That gotta hurt....

That gotta hurt….

This was comedy. The Ten Tails seem to don’t have a brain. He in a barrier and thought he could blast his way out. Well it back fire and he hit himself. Pure comedy. That is like shooting a gun in a steel room. Just then as the Hokage sent out his clones to allow the allied ninja force to attack the Ten Tails while it is under manners went to Madara to attack him. Now this relationship between Hashirama and Madara is a funny one. It is like they are happy to see each other once again. Just to kill each other….once again. Crazy but interesting. But Madara ain’t fighting no clone. He want the real deal. I ain’t give him no wrong. Why fight a carbon copy when the real thing right there. Ain’t nothing like the real ting baby….

Boss get from here! Me nah fight no clone boss!

Boss get from here! Me nah fight no clone boss!

Ten Tails got clones of his own! LET THE WAR BEGIN...again.....

Ten Tails got clones of his own! LET THE WAR BEGIN…again…..

Since the team got back together we have Sakura reminiscing on how weak she is. I really don’t like her. She was a pest back then and still is one. Ok I will give her credit….she strong like the hulk. To boot she look like she done went and theft the same abilities as the 5th Hokage. God rest her soul. I wonder if they will ever show us what happened to them. I mean I guess they are as good as dead. Seeing how we haven’t heard of them after Madara showed up with Obito. So anyway we see how she was a blight to Naruto from day one. How he had to protect her all the time and still won’t give him no nookie. Even after he saved her from that punk name Sasuke that skank still want to be on his dick. I tell ya dem hoes ain’t loyal.

Look ting! She bust a "Bus Driver" uppercut!

Look ting! She bust a “Bus Driver” uppercut!

Check Naruto buddy... He done see Sakura is a butch...stick to Hinata my boy!

Check Naruto buddy… He done see Sakura is a butch…stick to Hinata my boy!

It wasn’t only Team 7 getting on rude! The rest of the other Hidden Leaf Ninjas had to show off also. It was an epic showing. It felt it was atrade show and everyone was showing off their latest tech. From Kiba doing a shadow clone Jutsu and using it to create a three headed wolf! If that will be in the new Naruto Game I done see he will be OP (over powered). Then the one inch beetle punch from Shino was epic. These man does be holding back.

Yep. A three headed dog transformation.

Yep. A three headed dog transformation.

Infestation... That is one deadly punch!

Infestation… That is one deadly punch!

You know I am Team hinata and I had to talk about my girl! She ain’t letting that boobless skank sakura one up her. She had to remind Naruto what time it is. Hopefully that boy will sort out. Until then I rooting for you Hinata!

Don't worry Hinata... You gonna get him...

Don’t worry Hinata… You gonna get him…



Everyone was pulling out the stops. Things was looking on the up and up until the momentum started to slow down. They had to formulate a plan. Well just when I thought things couldn’t be more turn up. These man went and went up another notch! TEAM 7 IS REAL TOOL!



These man ain’t playing! This episode had me grinning from ear to ear! Talk about an action packed episode. This one going down as one of my favorites. It wasn’t as epic as the fight with Pain but she up there for best show! If you have been following this series like me it is impossible to say you are not excited to see Team 7 once again. The same rivalry is there between Naruto and Sasuke. One thing I must say it is satisfying to see Naruto happy. All he wanted was his family back. Not to mention his dad is fighting alongside with him. Which in actuality was accomplished because of Sasuke. So thank you Sasuke. I still don’t like you.

Concluding this episode we didn’t get to see Obito and his boyfriend Kakashi. Probably still talking like two parrot. Good for them. We also still don’t know what happened to the Kages. Are they dead? Are they half dead? Well when we get back to them then we will know. I can’t wait for the next episode. I will be in Canada at the Fan Expo. So expect a special treat for that review. So till then stay frosty!