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Naruto Fluff Time Shippuuden 394 & 395 Review

Yep. Never fails. Just when things getting spicy. Naruto and Sasuke is near death. Madara tearing stuff up. Now we have a flash back with Lady Tsunade. Someone please tell me this isn’t happening. Well I guess I better enjoy it.

The Chunin exams. Yep. The last one got jacked up and they basically walking us through when everyone was training. We get to see some familiar faces.

The Original OG Jiraiya!!!


Jiraiya. Nice to see him training Naruto. I mean unlike Sasuke who walk in the bush and suddenly learned a new Jutsu out of the blue. Either way watching that was nice.

Training Session!!!


Yeah ting getting real now buddy!!

Then we have the politics of the Narutoverse. Yeah buddy it is amazing to see how everyone is working together for the great ninja war. Well when you hear man like Madara is still alive you have to put aside your differences ASAP. Lady Tsunade sent out the invitation for the Chunin Exams.

This old man and he back….

Check joke. Man done start plotting and ting. But I guess that is how it is. A time to check out the competition. See who is trying to move in man territory and ting. Sand Village man looking to kill Gaara. Well Gaara look like he ain’t even scared. He like another Tupac.


These two episodes was like an appetizer. The main course should be coming soon. I can’t wait to see how Naruto gonna pull out of this mess. Until then better brace myself for the amount fluff episodes coming our way. Till then stay frosty!

Ok who is this chick….and why they keep showing her….



Naruto Rally Shippuuden 383 Review


Ah yes the will of fire is strong in this episode. This was one big kumbaya episode. The only thing that was missing was someone playing a tambourine.

Yep. They may be late for the party but they bringing their "A" game!

Yep. They may be late for the party but they bringing their “A” game!

So we have everyone getting all pumped up after seeing the heart and passion of Naruto’s will. Also we see  all the Kages getting on some of this action. Interesting enough everyone is pulling together and pushing forward.

Watch Obito run! Real Tool behind ya brother!!

Watch Obito run! Real Tool behind ya brother!!

We also see the epic collaboration with Naruto and Sasuke. We all know Sasuke only fighting with Naruto because he want to eliminate Obito then turn around and kill Naruto. That is how this man stay. Stab you in the back for a cookie.

All this mushy stuff ain't for me

All this mushy stuff ain’t for me

All in all we see how the enemy of my enemy is my friend theory working in full effect right now. Even Orochimaru joined in on the war. Shikimaru isn’t dead. Which is good. The power of love brought him back to life. Ugh felt like I was watching an episode of My little Pony. Nothing much here to rant about.

What him huh! Chilling patching up himself.

What him huh! Chilling patching up himself.

Kakashi lazy backside here just chilling. He patching up himself. If he had kill Obito properly all of this wouldn’t be happening. Yet we see Obito still asking Naruto why he is still fighting. All when Obito was asking Naruto those questions I thought I would of seen Madara sneak up from behind and stab him real good. Call me suspicious but I know Madara gonna turn on Obito. Just how everything looking it just seem like that will happen.

This man name Guy. He like a big kid you see him there!

This man name Guy. He like a big kid you see him there!

I won’t say this is a must see episode but it is worth a watch. I enjoyed it. Don’t want this series to come to an end but all good things must come to an end. We are slowly approaching the end of the Manga. Which means we are slowly coming to a close of one of the deepest anime I have watched in a long time. So enjoy every episode like fine wine. Till the next episode stay frosty!

Naruto Not Gon Cry Shippuuden 382 Review


This was an emotional roller coaster episode. Yes sir I promised myself I won’t cry. Yet I couldn’t help myself but shed a man tear. So much passion…. Grab a tissue for some issues.

So we have Obito standing high above watching everyone like cattle. Making everyone depress and sad. Telling everyone that fighting against him is futile. The tree sucking up chakra from everyone. Making them look like the walking dead. Then to make things more interesting Shikimaru look like he might bite the dust! This thing coming like Game of Thrones. You never know who they gonna kill of next.

Lawdy not Shikimaru!

Lawdy not Shikimaru!

So just then the First Hokage tried to get everyone to fight back. Yeah that didn’t work at all. No one ain’t want to die for no reason. So just then when you think all hope is lost guess who try to steal the spot light.

Sasuke Style

This blasted boy name Sasuke…

Look how this man want to theft Naruto thunder. He forget this is Naruto Shippuden. Not Sasuke Shippuden. Well guess what we all know Naruto ain’t gonna let this slide so easy.

Yeah Naruto ain't playing now!

Yeah Naruto ain’t playing now!

While all this epicness was going on the link was still active with the everyone in the shinobi allied force. So Naruto’s feelings was being televised in everyones mind. Which was a touching moment. Showing how Naruto suffered and loss. Also gave everyone an idea of how much he cares for his fellow ninja brothers in arms. I won’t lie. I almost shed a tear.

Another thing that happened that was kind of cool was the First Hokage shared his memories also. We saw the first Kage meeting. That didn’t really moved me cause Hashirama is a clown. He is a beast. But he does act like a clown.

Then we have the Sasuke Fan Club in full effect.

This girl literally want to lick Sasuke. Talk about a freak...

This girl literally want to lick Sasuke. Talk about a freak…

Orochimaru here just lusting over Sasuke.

Orochimaru here just lusting over Sasuke.

So we have his fans just on the side lines watching this man like he did anything. They ain’t know he was nothing but a scrub waiting for Naruto to save them all. Anyway not an issue. Right now Sasuke trying to keep up with Naruto. The man is leagues above him. I am also sad at the fact Naruto Manga will be ending soon. So watching each episode is like a countdown to the end. I know the Manga is pretty ahead of the anime but still the end is near. Also Madara seem pretty confident about his plans. He done say once the flower bloom he gonna beat Obito and take over. SOOOOOO wha going on with that. I thought they was (kinda) cool. Well it look like Obito in for a rude awakening just now. Also where the heck is Kakashi? This man cooling out for too long. Like he waiting for the war to end to come out of retirement.

This episode was good. Shows the heart of Naruto. Even the Second see the potential in Naruto. History repeats itself. Hashirama and Madara. Naruto and Sasuke. I wish it wasn’t coming to an end. Well I will enjoy the ride until the very end. So till then stay frosty!

Naruto Shippuuden 333 Madara is a Beast Review


I love it! This man named Madara got jokes. I mean who else can clown the Kages. Not only that we finally got the boy band back together again. Lets dig in.


New arch means new intro. This intro felt like a pulp fiction novel. The the music was almost catchy. I liked the last one but hey like all intros it will grow on me. So on to the frontlines.


I got four rules. 1.Kill You. 2. Destroy You. 3. Eradicate You 4. Repeat Rule 1 to 3.

We have this epic battle unfolding before us. Tsunade giving Madara the speech of her life. She is pissed. She done gone critical. Giving him the 4 rules of a medic ninja like Madara could care. Although it was amusing for him. Then Lady Tsunade pulled out the big guns. Medic Ninja on the frontlines on the offense. She went super sayian one time.


Is it weird that this is totally turning me on right now…

Then when the kage started their attack everything was jamming. They fought in synch. I thought Madara was done when they sealed him.


Aww yeah!! We Kages are so pwning Madara!

Then BAM! Madara stabbed lady Tsunade like a boss from under the ground. They sealed away a wood style substitute. Epic! That is ninja 101. How did they fall for that. Epic face palm. They need to take the chunin exams over again. Real talk.


Hmm I think that will leave a mark..




“WTH!! This chick on that sauce!?”

But wait my girl still alive! Yes my girl broke the blade and try stab him with it. Then like a fly he swat her. Then it is revealed. She too can heal without weaving signs. How you like dem apples lol. I guess she mastered the art of not telling your enemy everything you will do then act surprised when he counters it. Good for you Lady Tsunade! So did you think that Madara was scared? Did you think he was concerned for his life? Well they told Madara that he is just one and they out number him. The kages was getting cocky. Tsk Tsk Tsk….. little did they know he was just playing with them.


Five to one you say….hmm


So you guys got jokes… Ok




Madara even the playing field. Who said ninjas had no sense of humor? I was cracking up! Then to make things more better my boy had one question for each of them.


From here on it is Madara The Beast Uchia. This was just to funny. I done see these man gonna dead. One can imagine when he get real serious. Man gonna be begging for death.


So we at the boy band section of the review. Yes I am talking about Itashi and that pest of a brother Sasuke. I love seeing Itashi do anything. He is focused and always got purpose. I hate anything Sasuke do. Why? Cause he got eyes that suppose be able to see through lies but he is a walking contradiction. Anyway Itashi tried to shake off the excess baggage with the crows.


Knock Knock!!!

He found Kabuto. Then we got some knowledge about the reanimation. Supposedly even if you kill him that it release the jutsu. Interesting enough Kabuto started to feel confident. Like those guys on the Muary Show who got the results. Then enter Sasuke. Ugh…. that boy is like a rash that needs calamine lotion. So he had to be brought up to speed. After the class session the most coolest thing happened. Itashi and Sasuke teamed up. Yeah that was almost not expected. I mean I saw it coming but I thought Sasuke would of cried for a minute then would of did it reluctantly. Instead he teamed up in the hopes of getting answers.

vlcsnap-2013-10-03-15h01m14s250 Wonder Twins Power Activate!! Form of Friendship!

Which brings me to the end of this review. This episode was delicious. It had the right amount of spices to keep my attention. I see Mr. Kabuto upgrade from snake to dragon. We will see how the wonder twins do fighting together. Also will Madara just kill the Kages already. He is like kid playing with his food… Well till the next episode stay frosty!


Naruto Shippuuden 330 Review


Sometimes when we think the hype train is full steam ahead we get real excited. Then reality hits us. This is Naruto. This anime sure do know how to kill a man buzz. This episode seem to be another set up for the bigger things. What that will be we can only wait. So lets see what the 411 is for this episode.


Pretty cool song about the tailed beast and Jinchurki names.


One big happy family

To my surprise the beginning of this episode started off with a cool little tidbit for the tailed beast. A nice little treat for us fans to chew on. So this episode didn’t fulfill my lust for more Naruto epicness. Instead all it did was gave me a wet napkin to wipe the drool from my mouth from the last episode. They basically gave us an update of the war thus far. building troop morale.


I know you are tired but we must be strong and end this war!

I was almost moved to tears….nah I’m just playing. It was a smart move to build the morale of the headquarters. Such a good idea that he decided to send the update of the war to the rest of the troops on the field. Now we have to remember that in the Narutoverse they have eye transplants and jutsu to copy one self for a brief time. One can control the elements of the their worlds by using hand signs. Yet they still haven’t figured out how to make a cell phone and send a mass text. You know when you think about it having a cell phone in that time would lose the flavor of that period in time.

vlcsnap-2013-09-13-00h00m59s87 I guess sending a mass text message really does kill your minutes

If you was expecting a fun filled episode with action and revealing truths then this will be a let down. There was something there that made me smile. After the mass text went out each of Naruto friends had something to say. Now of all that had something to think about the only one that got my attention was Hinata. I am rooting for her. I really want to see her link up with Naruto. She is way hotter than Sakura. Also she truly loves him and not that douche bag Sasuke.


Finally she will tell Naruto how she feel.

I just hope Naruto doesn’t mess things up and go after that flat chested Sakura. Talking about douche bags we can expect a Sasuke heavy episode coming next week. Yes that is right. I don’t really care for him but because Naruto for some odd reason want to save him. With all that Naruto is doing one would expect him to accept that Sasuke is lost and move on. But NOOOOO he has this ninja code thing that he lives by. Ah well.


I feel that Sasuke with those news eyes of his still are not ready for Itashi. I don’t know where he is right now but I know when those two link up Itashi won’t have time for him. We all know big man ain’t got time for little boys with issues. So stay frosty till the next time.

Naruto Shippuuden 327 and 328 Review


I know like many of us was looking forward to seeing the back story of Kurama was sadly disappointed. Don’t get me wrong it was still two good episodes but I felt they could of done better with the wasted ink. Not to mention being trapped in Final Fantasy 14 doesn’t make it any easier. That game got me by the balls.

Basically these two episodes showed us why Kurama had so much hatred for humans on a whole. Lots of older episodes starting from the good old Naruto days. I am talking like way back.


The good old days.

I won’t bore you with the past cause we all know how Naruto came from being the problem child of the Hidden Leaf Village to being the hero. Which in my opinion is why we love him so much. Having the Nine Tails in him didn’t make him evil. Actually it made him have more character. It wasn’t an easy road for him. Where we see the plan Kurama had to give him chakra from time to time. Using the hatred to his advantage.


You wouldn’t like me when I am mad!


From zero to hero. Only in Anime

So really and truly episode 327 was just a good review of the life of the Nine tails observing Naruto growing up. So lets fast forward to the matters at hand. We have Naruto in the belly of the beast. Literally. Just marinating on a monkeys tongue. Getting in some quality time with his inner Jinchuriki. Then mister masked man found out he was in the belly and decided to just absorb both of them inside of him one time. So the clock started the countdown. That is when Naruto woke up from his little nap and realized it is time to go.


I don’t know about you but I don’t think that mouth ever saw a toothbrush or mouthwash. Just saying….


If he won’t open his mouth I guess I will just make him vomit me out. Just when I thought I saw everything…

Yep. I must remember that to much Naruto is bad for my health. The problem still remained. Naruto was determined to free the Monkey King Goku. I mean seriously DBZ fans have to find that funny. When Naruto found the steel rod that was controlling him he tried to set him free. Only to find out that it wasn’t as simple as he thought. The chains only got stronger and grabbed him. Just like Saturday morning cartoons the villain seem to have the upper hand. Naruto was being sucked in by the chains, Kakashi and Guy was busy fighting off the other tailed beasts. The eight tails was busy holding the Monkey King Goku. To make things even worse Kurama didn’t look like he was gonna lend any more chakra to Naruto. So how did this cliff hanger ended.


I knew I should of did that Insanity Workout


Screw it! Gonna just use a clone and hit it from the inside!


King Kong ain’t got nothing on me!!

This was a good episode but didn’t meet my expectations. I really wanted to see the real past of the Nine tails. I wanted to see the time when they were with the sage of the six paths. I wanted to see the reason the Nine tails is so bitter. I wanted to see how Madara was able to make the Nine tails his pet. I really wanted to see much more than a side story of Naruto. We all know him by now. What we didn’t see hopefully will be explained later. As of now the main arch is still on track and full of excitement. I wonder how the Kages are doing against Madara. I wonder what mischief Sasuke is getting himself in. So much things going on so little time. I guess the next episode coming we may get at least one of those questions answered. Well until then stay frosty!!