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Naruto Not Gon Cry Shippuuden 382 Review

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This was an emotional roller coaster episode. Yes sir I promised myself I won’t cry. Yet I couldn’t help myself but shed a man tear. So much passion…. Grab a tissue for some issues.

So we have Obito standing high above watching everyone like cattle. Making everyone depress and sad. Telling everyone that fighting against him is futile. The tree sucking up chakra from everyone. Making them look like the walking dead. Then to make things more interesting Shikimaru look like he might bite the dust! This thing coming like Game of Thrones. You never know who they gonna kill of next.

Lawdy not Shikimaru!

Lawdy not Shikimaru!

So just then the First Hokage tried to get everyone to fight back. Yeah that didn’t work at all. No one ain’t want to die for no reason. So just then when you think all hope is lost guess who try to steal the spot light.

Sasuke Style

This blasted boy name Sasuke…

Look how this man want to theft Naruto thunder. He forget this is Naruto Shippuden. Not Sasuke Shippuden. Well guess what we all know Naruto ain’t gonna let this slide so easy.

Yeah Naruto ain't playing now!

Yeah Naruto ain’t playing now!

While all this epicness was going on the link was still active with the everyone in the shinobi allied force. So Naruto’s feelings was being televised in everyones mind. Which was a touching moment. Showing how Naruto suffered and loss. Also gave everyone an idea of how much he cares for his fellow ninja brothers in arms. I won’t lie. I almost shed a tear.

Another thing that happened that was kind of cool was the First Hokage shared his memories also. We saw the first Kage meeting. That didn’t really moved me cause Hashirama is a clown. He is a beast. But he does act like a clown.

Then we have the Sasuke Fan Club in full effect.

This girl literally want to lick Sasuke. Talk about a freak...

This girl literally want to lick Sasuke. Talk about a freak…

Orochimaru here just lusting over Sasuke.

Orochimaru here just lusting over Sasuke.

So we have his fans just on the side lines watching this man like he did anything. They ain’t know he was nothing but a scrub waiting for Naruto to save them all. Anyway not an issue. Right now Sasuke trying to keep up with Naruto. The man is leagues above him. I am also sad at the fact Naruto Manga will be ending soon. So watching each episode is like a countdown to the end. I know the Manga is pretty ahead of the anime but still the end is near. Also Madara seem pretty confident about his plans. He done say once the flower bloom he gonna beat Obito and take over. SOOOOOO wha going on with that. I thought they was (kinda) cool. Well it look like Obito in for a rude awakening just now. Also where the heck is Kakashi? This man cooling out for too long. Like he waiting for the war to end to come out of retirement.

This episode was good. Shows the heart of Naruto. Even the Second see the potential in Naruto. History repeats itself. Hashirama and Madara. Naruto and Sasuke. I wish it wasn’t coming to an end. Well I will enjoy the ride until the very end. So till then stay frosty!

Naruto Real Tool Shippuuden 379 Review

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Mehson! This episode is nothing but pure real tool!! Only the strongest can jump in this fight. Imagine if the past Hokage dem didn’t come through? Murder in the place! Obito would of been cleaning up shop all now! Once again Tobi”flipping”Rama showing us why he is smarter than the average bear!! REAL TOOL I TELL YA!

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So we find out not only did Tobirama was the father to many of the different Jutsu we see being used right now but the Flying Rajin and other techniques used by the fourth Hokage originated with Tobirama. Also we realize where Naruto got his goofiness from. Just like he father always coming up with crazy names for jutsus. Dude is a comedian. All jokes aside Obito getting on rude right about now. This man is a sage of the six paths. REAL TOOL! No one can hold him down.

Wait even the Reanimated have no chance against him!!!

Wait even the Reanimated have no chance against him!!!

I was wondering why Minato wasn’t growing back his arm. It seems that if Obito strike the reanimated Hokages they will stay dead. So…… Lord Third is dead. LOLZ look comedy now. They thought they was indestructible. Well Well the plot has thickened. So how to take down Obito buddy. This man ain’t getting hit by anything they throw at him. Then like a boss Naruto TURN UP!!!

LOL I tell ya Naruto like ting.

LOL I tell ya Naruto like ting.

So at that moment while I was laughing I start to think about how these man gonna hit him. They basically threw everything at this man. Even when they combined their attacks which in my opinion was beyond epic. I was sure they at least knocked him down a few levels.

Watch it! Combined attack again!!

Watch it! Combined attack again!!

Very rare moment. Sasuke and Naruto smiling together..

Very rare moment. Sasuke and Naruto smiling together..

Even after all of that nothing. Not even a dent. That would of taken down the baddest man at their level. Sadly Obito is way beyond their level. These man need to analyze the situation. Who will think on their toes and find “an opening”? We all know Tobirama is smart. Also sasuke is smart. Although Sasuke is a major douchebag. Lord Second been dead to long and ain’t up to the times. We all know Lord Fourth ain’t the best tactician right now. He having regrets right now about Obito. Which in all honesty is still a lost case. I thought after becoming a Sage he would put aside childish things about Rin and move on. Nope. Still pissing about Rin. So who gonna step up and do what no one can do right now.

That's right. Naruto isn't as dumb as most people have him to be!

That’s right. Naruto isn’t as dumb as most people have him to be!

Just like that he found an opening using Sage Mode!!! I tell you this man got SKILLS!! Uchiha depend on dem blasted eyes. Naruto depends on his wit and smarts! Once he saw the Toad spit sliding off the Black thing he done know what time it is. Like a boss he fold up Obito like the punk he is. That is right Obito! Take dat in ya skin. Rin ain’t giving you no pum tonight! CAUSE SHE DEAD! So anyway there was another bad man fight in this episode.

War of the Giants!

War of the Giants!

As I said before this episode was about Real Tool. Madara VS Hashirama. Anybody get in the middle of that is instant death. These man ain’t no joke. Although they may be from the Old School they still in another league. Had the man dem on the side feeling like scrubs. Which in reality dem man is scrubs. Which had me laughing.

People! Small ting does poke hard still!

People! Small ting does poke hard still!

After the little speech the scrub dem felt good. Sadly they ain’t up to that level yet. They need stay on the side and watch. Cause the grown ups are fighting. Wait! There is MORE! Yes when I say REAL TOOL I wasn’t joking. While Naruto was impressing everybody with his epic skills Minato was having a conversation with someone……

STOP PLAYING!!!!!

STOP PLAYING!!!!!

Hold up!!!! The other half of the Nine Tails talking to Minato. He look demonic….AND EPIC!!! Watch how they link up in the next episode!!! I literally jumped out my seat when I saw this. Imagine the full power of the Nine Tails in Naruto!!!!! BOOM!!! Sasuke could suck an egg with he foolishness!!!! Buh he want to be Hokage… Big Man you don’t have the heart like Naruto to do such a ting! This series got me foaming at the mouth with epicness and eagerness. Every Thursday I seeing something new. If you don’t watch Naruto then this is the time to watch it.

Naruto Team 7 Shippuuden 373 Review

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This episode was nostalgia! Point and case! We had all the teams strutting dem stuff! Sadly it took only one dude to stir such emotions. That blasted boy name Sasuke. As much as I don’t like him he did bring back a piece to the puzzle that was missing for a long time.

The gang is back together again!

The gang is back together again!

Like nothing changed between those two. They still see each other as rivals. While the fight was going on both of them was checking out each others strength. As if they know once this war finish they will have to trash it out. I ain’t gonna lie I got my money on Naruto. As soon as daddy give him the other half of the nine tails it gonna be on like donkey kong!

That gotta hurt....

That gotta hurt….

This was comedy. The Ten Tails seem to don’t have a brain. He in a barrier and thought he could blast his way out. Well it back fire and he hit himself. Pure comedy. That is like shooting a gun in a steel room. Just then as the Hokage sent out his clones to allow the allied ninja force to attack the Ten Tails while it is under manners went to Madara to attack him. Now this relationship between Hashirama and Madara is a funny one. It is like they are happy to see each other once again. Just to kill each other….once again. Crazy but interesting. But Madara ain’t fighting no clone. He want the real deal. I ain’t give him no wrong. Why fight a carbon copy when the real thing right there. Ain’t nothing like the real ting baby….

Boss get from here! Me nah fight no clone boss!

Boss get from here! Me nah fight no clone boss!

Ten Tails got clones of his own! LET THE WAR BEGIN...again.....

Ten Tails got clones of his own! LET THE WAR BEGIN…again…..

Since the team got back together we have Sakura reminiscing on how weak she is. I really don’t like her. She was a pest back then and still is one. Ok I will give her credit….she strong like the hulk. To boot she look like she done went and theft the same abilities as the 5th Hokage. God rest her soul. I wonder if they will ever show us what happened to them. I mean I guess they are as good as dead. Seeing how we haven’t heard of them after Madara showed up with Obito. So anyway we see how she was a blight to Naruto from day one. How he had to protect her all the time and still won’t give him no nookie. Even after he saved her from that punk name Sasuke that skank still want to be on his dick. I tell ya dem hoes ain’t loyal.

Look ting! She bust a "Bus Driver" uppercut!

Look ting! She bust a “Bus Driver” uppercut!

Check Naruto buddy... He done see Sakura is a butch...stick to Hinata my boy!

Check Naruto buddy… He done see Sakura is a butch…stick to Hinata my boy!

It wasn’t only Team 7 getting on rude! The rest of the other Hidden Leaf Ninjas had to show off also. It was an epic showing. It felt it was atrade show and everyone was showing off their latest tech. From Kiba doing a shadow clone Jutsu and using it to create a three headed wolf! If that will be in the new Naruto Game I done see he will be OP (over powered). Then the one inch beetle punch from Shino was epic. These man does be holding back.

Yep. A three headed dog transformation.

Yep. A three headed dog transformation.

Infestation... That is one deadly punch!

Infestation… That is one deadly punch!

You know I am Team hinata and I had to talk about my girl! She ain’t letting that boobless skank sakura one up her. She had to remind Naruto what time it is. Hopefully that boy will sort out. Until then I rooting for you Hinata!

Don't worry Hinata... You gonna get him...

Don’t worry Hinata… You gonna get him…

TURN UP!!!!

TURN UP!!!!

Everyone was pulling out the stops. Things was looking on the up and up until the momentum started to slow down. They had to formulate a plan. Well just when I thought things couldn’t be more turn up. These man went and went up another notch! TEAM 7 IS REAL TOOL!

BOOM!

BOOM!

These man ain’t playing! This episode had me grinning from ear to ear! Talk about an action packed episode. This one going down as one of my favorites. It wasn’t as epic as the fight with Pain but she up there for best show! If you have been following this series like me it is impossible to say you are not excited to see Team 7 once again. The same rivalry is there between Naruto and Sasuke. One thing I must say it is satisfying to see Naruto happy. All he wanted was his family back. Not to mention his dad is fighting alongside with him. Which in actuality was accomplished because of Sasuke. So thank you Sasuke. I still don’t like you.

Concluding this episode we didn’t get to see Obito and his boyfriend Kakashi. Probably still talking like two parrot. Good for them. We also still don’t know what happened to the Kages. Are they dead? Are they half dead? Well when we get back to them then we will know. I can’t wait for the next episode. I will be in Canada at the Fan Expo. So expect a special treat for that review. So till then stay frosty!

LIKE A BOSS!

LIKE A BOSS!

 

 

Naruto Epic Episode Shippuuden 372 Review

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Awesome. This episode was awesome. Finally some closure. Everything that I wanted to see happened. I literally screamed like a little girl. No lie. Nearly wet myself. I was that excited. Lets dig in!

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If we die we die doing our best!!

So we have Naruto being healed by Sakura. One healthy good speech and everyone was ready to die. Literally. The ten tails wasn’t playing. He like he was tired of all this nonsense. So his spirit bomb version of the tail beast bomb was formed and ready to destroy everyone. Just then Shikamru thought of a plan. To have everyone create a mud wall. Weak as it may be but was a good idea.

This look like a love song video...lol

This look like a love song video…lol

Like Dominoes they all fall..

Like Dominoes they all fall..

Eight tails is one tough cookie!

Eight tails is one tough cookie!

Just when you think these man was gonna die the eight tails jumped infront of the bomb. Now this is one tough dude. He putting in his all! I thought he was gonna sacrifice himself but like a flipping boss Minato roll through!!

 

Talk bout an entrance!!

Talk bout an entrance!!

BOOM! Holy crap yes! That is what I talking about! REAL FREAKING TOOL! This man is so fast that he was able to place a Kunai in the middle of the ocean far away from everyone then send the bomb over there and still have time to chat with his son. DUDE DIDN’T EVEN LOOK TIRED DOING IT!

 

She well know she ain't Naruto Sweet ting

She well know she ain’t Naruto Sweet ting

Now this part piss me off like hell. This flat chest monkey child named Sakura. Why Naruto still claiming that good for nothing hefer as his girlfriend is beyond me. Not to mention she ain’t never lay down her life for Naruto. NOT ONCE. Who was there everytime. Hinata. That is right. Team Hinata for life. One day that boy will come around. So evidently Naruto sensed them when he was in the nine tails form. So nothing is hidden from him. Which is interesting. But enough of that once the rest of the Hokage landed it was time for business!

 

Hashirama!!!!

Hashirama!!!!

Mehson stop calling my name! Deal with you later!

Mehson stop calling my name! Deal with you later!

Then out of no where Madara was itching for a fight! Like a child the First sort him out. Let him know what time it is. I telling you mehson I was on the floor! These man so epic how these man dead. Well they set their sights on the ten tails cause he wanted blood. Once again the Fourth Hokage done prepared his Kunai. When he did it I don’t know but he so fast I wouldn’t doubt he did it before talking to Naruto. Once these man took their position Ten Tails ain’t had no hope!

Here we go again...

Here we go again…

Once you hear the cowboy music you done know what that means. That blasted arrogant punk named Sasuke intro music. Sigh…. This man drop down like run the show. We done know Sakura breath done get taken away. Like a prostitute who thought her pimp was dead stood still as she watched him. Naruto done know what time it is. THANK GOD he didn’t walked over by Sasuke and kissed him. The way he was chasing him all those years I thought Naruto would of came out the closet right then and there. I am so glad I was wrong.

 

I will be the next Hokage....

I will be the next Hokage….

WHAT!??!?!?

WHAT!??!?!?

Like the punk he is he declared he will be the next Hokage. Seriously dude. I mean that make sense? I mean if you said you will look woman and mass reproduce the Uchiha clan then yeah. I can flex with that. But to not even say sorry to your friends after trying to kill EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE would be a start. We all know Naruto gonna be the next Hokage if there is a village left to save after this war. Either way I wasn’t the only one that thought him saying that made any sense.

sigh.....this again...

sigh…..this again…

I couldn’t end this episode without first talking about the “Bromance” between Kakashi and Obito. I am sick of this. These two man need to kill each other and get it over with. No one cares Obito. Just die already. This whole new idea sound like a cult and he trying to make everyone drink the kool-aid. Just because you don’t get things done your way you start this war. Well two of them lock up in a room chatting away. Look someone better be dead once they done talk.

 

Minato like smoke that weed....

Minato like smoke that weed….

Yo!!! Minato who need pass that dutchi pon the left hand side!!

Yo!!! Minato who need pass that dutchi pon the left hand side!!

LIGHT UP!!

LIGHT UP!!

This episode was so epic I think I jizzed all over my keyboard. Especially when I saw Minato in the Nine Tails Kyuubi form. OMG!!!! Are you kidding me! The other half of the nine tails was locked up in him!!! Imagine when he give it back to Naruto!!!! IT WILL BE MASS in the place! Then watch how team seven link back up. Sakura look like she pulling out the inner dragon now. She stepping up her game. I done see she will be whooping all kinds of butt. So my fellow Naruto fans. It has finally happened. The team is back together again. If Kakashi wasn’t playing house with Obito he would have been able to witness the epicness that is happening. Yep! My friends we finally got closure to the NAruto and Sasuke saga. Now they are back together again. I guess I can tolerate that punk for a minute….nah team Naruto all the way! I done put in my vote for Naruto to be Hokage! Well I can’t wait for the next episode! I to hyped up!!! Grrr but I guess we have to stay frosty till then!

Naruto Turn Up Shippuuden 370 Review

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NO FREAKING WAY! Ah vex! This blasted boy name Sasuke need two hard slap cross his face! Before I get ahead of myself let me try and cool down. Collect my thoughts and try to analyze this in a proper manner. So we have Sasuke listening to the First Hokage end his story about the origins of the Hidden Leaf and Madara. To all the Sasuke fans this is a Sasuke heavy episode.

What?!?! But How???

What?!?! But How???

I thought you knew....Wood Style Jutsu!

I thought you knew….Wood Style Jutsu!

The battle between Hashirama and Madara was pretty cool. To imagine the simplest Jutsu did him in. I mean come on! That is Genin 101. Either way the last thing Hashirama remembered killing Madara. Just goes to show how resilient those Uchiha can be.

Sasuke thinking back...

Sasuke thinking back…

After that story we get to sit back and see Sasuke resolve. It was basically everything we already knew. Yet somehow that thick head little bwoy couldn’t figure it out. I guess after listening to Hashirama definition of a Shinobi finally made sense. I don’t blame him for hating his brother Itachi but wanting to destroy the village made no sense. After finding out that certain individuals made the decision against the Uchiha are all dead. Why continue to hate a village that out of ignorance said and did what they thought was true. So either way Sasuke who back stabbed his friends. Killed all those around him consumed by hate had to decide if he will continue his idea of destroying the village.

Kagami the Uchiha that gain the respect of Tobi-flipping-rama

Kagami the Uchiha that gain the respect of Tobi-flipping-rama

But before we hear his decision we get to hear how each Hokage looked back on their failures. Pure comedy. As usual like a boss Tobi-flipping-rama admit to no failures. He did surprised me. I thought he hated the Uchiha but revealed he only hate those that pose a threat to the the village. All through each of the Hokages life there was always an Uchiha that fought alongside the Village and died protecting just that. It was deep to see how the Uchiha being feared for their visual prowess cared so deeply for the Hidden Leaf Village. Just goes to show life is a cycle…

Leh we Go Tobi!

Leh we Go Tobi!

So what was Sasuke answer? Well lets just say THIS WAR BOUT TO TURN UP!!! We got all the Hokagae dem ready fi WAR!!! I tell ya I was getting goose bumps! But lets think about it. If Sasuke had chose to destroy the village Tobirama would of killed him instantly. Just saying. He look like he don’t waste time. He look like the kind of guy that would kill first then think about it later. Now this is what really grind my gears. This blasted boy name Sasuke got two toss fighting for this man. Even after he tried to kill both of them. Cause we all know Sakura gonna take him back like a real Thot. I can only imagine the epic man crush Naruto gonna have. To see his boyfriend coming back to him. Nonsense.

Karin: Sasuke you stabbed me and left me for dead!! I hateYOU!! Sasuke: Shut up and come with me.

Karin: Sasuke you stabbed me and left me for dead!! I hate YOU!!
Sasuke: Shut up and come with me.                                                      

Hashirama: Who is that girl up on Sasuke? Tobirama: Oh she must be one of Sasuke Thots. You know how dem Uzumaki clan does move.

Hashirama: Who is that girl up on Sasuke?                                                                                         
Tobirama: Oh she must be one of Sasuke Thots. You know how dem Uzumaki gyals does move.

So you wanna know why Sasuke need two hard slap. Well it took to much for him to understand something that was staring right in his face. Yeah yeah I know he mad little boy who saw his brother kill his mommy and daddy. Then lived in obscurity most of his life. Then learned all what he thought was true was a lie. I can deal with that. What I can’t deal with is he think he matter. Like he can take down the First Hokage. Buh answer or else. Like really Sasuke. Really. You in the presence of pure EPICNESS. My thing is he think he can make a difference. Naruto been holding his own without the need to know. He just know. Even when the whole village saw him as a cancer. He stood tall and became the hero. So when Sasuke come through buh he gonna save the village and ting he better take a seat and remember the title of this anime. NARUTO. BELIEVE IT! So the next episode we see Naruto dem getting beat up from Madara and Obito. Hold on tight my boi. Daddy coming!! It will be MASS!!!! Stay frosty till then!

This will be an EPIC fight!!!

This will be an EPIC fight!!!

 

Naruto The Dream Shippuuden 369 Review

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This my friends was worth the wait. The conclusion to the First Hokage story. A very nicely done episode. Had everything that make for a great drama series and enough action that even Chuck Norris can approve of. So what are we waiting for lets dig in!

Two friends achieved their dream!

Two friends achieved their dream!

Ah yes the calm before the storm. War comes in many shapes and form. You ask why I say that. Well look at this story. We have two friends that had to overcome a feud between two faction that been fighting for God knows how long. So we have hatred that has been passed on from generation to generation. Then it took an act of selflessness to end the feud. A village that no longer have to worry about killing. A village that finally changed the way of life for every one. So what can change this peace. What can tip the balance to such serenity.

Tobi-flipping-rama....This boy right here racist.

Tobi-flipping-rama….This boy right here racist.

 Yep. War is like a virus. Once infected it is hard to get rid of it. One have to do a clean install. You see Tobirama has been infected. He hates the Uchiha clan. Madara knows it. Hashirama wanted to make Madara the Hokage. In all honesty I know it wouldn’t fly with the rest of the people of the village. Yet Hashirama was willing to be the bigger man and make it right with his friend. Sadly Tobirama don’t see it that way. Which brings me the other face of war. Politics. It hides behind red tape. Allows people like Danzo which let me point out was under the tutelage of none other you guessed it Tobirama. Danzo orchestrated the death of a whole clan. It seem that the seed of war was planted deep. Springing forth every decade or so. Either way Madara got the message. Loud and clear.

Madara listened to the conversation between Tobirama and Hashirama while talking about Madara. The broken leaf signify the begining of the end of a friendship that could of been so much more..

Madara listened to the conversation between Tobirama and Hashirama. The broken leaf signify the beginning of the end of a friendship that could of been so much more..

This episode is very important. Many may think that this anime is empty and lack depth. This episode is a great example of how deep the rabbit hole goes. Hashirama and Madara story is similar to Naruto and Sasuke. Many including me would of given up on Sasuke. Not Naruto. He saw him as a friend. Even when Sasuke never respected him as one. Which in the same instance wanted to kill Naruto. Yet Naruto still have faith that he can change him. This episode brought everything back 360. We understand the Hidden Leaf Village is more than a village. It is a dream of peace. The Dream of many key persons who died hoping change can be made. To erase the hate and prepare a future. This is so true for us. Hashirama and Madara had a dream of peace. The same can be said for Martin Luther King. He stood up against Hate. Funny Madara had the same idea but wanted to force everyone under a spell and control our dreams. Which will bring peace but not through our own will.

Dem eyes....yep. He bout to set it off!

Dem eyes….yep. He bout to set it off!

So just like that war started once again. This time friend against friend. Which I know made it much harder for Hashirama. The same man that helped him bring peace to a warring nation. Yet carried the burden of his clan and still failed them. He was exiled and fought to find himself in a world that saw him as a cancer. Madara fueled by hate did what he thought had to be done. To kill the only man he knew that was as strong as him.

The Epic battle!

The Epic battle!

This episode had to come to an end though. We understand much more about this war that is so epic! I don’t know how anyone who is a fan who isn’t hyped right about now. Each episode brings us closer to each character than before. Who will be next to die? Who will be brought back to life? Will we see the next match up between zombie Madara vs zombie Hashirama? I mean things are definitely heating up! The next episode we will get an answer from Sasuke. To be honest I don’t care to much about what he thinks. After listening to the first Hokage it doesn’t matter what he thinks. This man is a flipping beast. Man single handily owned the nine tails like he was a kitten. THE FREAKING NINE TAILS! And still had enough chakra to fight Madara. Let me see any other ninja do that except for the sage of the six paths.

LIKE A BOSS!

LIKE A BOSS!

Anyway sorry for the late review. I had it baking in my computer but after watching the episode I had to sit down and collect my thoughts. This episode reminds me that through all the killing in the east and useless waste of lives being lost there is hope. I won’t pick sides. I will be the one like Hashirama and choose the side for the future without killing someone to see my point. For once Naruto can teach us something. I hope you loved this episode as much as I did. I know I wrote more than usual but sometimes I can’t help myself. Stay frosty!!