Monthly Archives: April 2014

Lag in Real Life


Here in the BVI we deal with crappy internet. Sadly something that I thought was just isolated to the BVI have made its way to other parts of the world. How did this ever happen? I thought as technology advanced there would of been a cure for this problem. Anyway this video tickled me. This is so true with BF4 right now. The lag in that game makes no sense. Even Dice admit the game is broken. Maybe one day we will see a world where there is no lag…

Naruto “The Weakest link” Shippuuden 360 Review

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I won’t bore you with this episode. Don’t get it twisted it was a good episode. Just another step into the mind of Kakashi. Sadly it is a twisted mind. The darkness runs deep in this man.

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As usual Kakashi is ignoring his friends. They are really good friends. Cause if that was me I would of done stop checking for this man. So the Lord Third made him a teacher. He went from a stone cold killer to a primary school teacher. Yeah talk about a complete shift in lifestyle. Although they all lost friends some how Kakashi still holding on. Like he can’t just accept they are dead.

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Another flash back. Sigh someone slap me now…

So as you know Kakashi is having a hard time deciding if he is the right man for the job. With past mistakes hounding him and double guessing himself we found ourselves just as confused as he was. One of the flash backs was almost reminiscent of three young ninjas that we know now. Obito is Naruto. Kakashi is Sasuke. Rin is Sakura. One big happy messed up family. Intersting enough Sasuke tried to kill Sakura. Just like Kakashi killed Rin. He even taught Sasuke the move that killed her. That is some Shakespeare stuff.

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  It is almost like it was destined to happen.

Kakashi thought that Minato didn’t see their teamwork. Although Kakashi only used them to get the goal he didn’t even realized that he was taking lead. He is a natural born leader. It was funny to see how goofy Obito was. Act just like Naruto. Wanted to be Hokage. Loved Rin. I mean he is the Uchiha version of Naruto. Sad to know that fun loving child is so evil now.

As Kakashi test the young graduates he realizes that many of them lack the very skills needed to be great teammates. He promised himself that he won’t pass anyone that isn’t up to par.

vlcsnap-2014-04-25-01h13m09s182 You all are the weakest link. You all FAIL!

After failing a few more  graduates his friends and even the Lord Third begin to question if Kakashi is ready to lead any of the graduates. Even I thought about how stern he was. Like any teacher you begin to doubt if you are getting through to the students. Even Gai heard the rumors of how hard he was on the students.

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We will not give up! We will pass. Come on guys lets give him our best shot!!

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Hiyeah! Hmph and they still pass. Kakashi would of failed them for being weak!

So as the episode dragged along we see how even though Kakashi was very strict he was still able to help the students he failed to be much better. So like any happy ending Kakashi have found his niche as a teacher. To be honest I was kinda bored with this episode. It was good but I kinda knew this was going to happen. So this was one of those episodes that they have to show. This episode is just building up to something. I can feel it. Why so much back story on Kakashi. There must be an end game. I just don’t want to die of boredom first.

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Thank you for failing us. We now greet random people.

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Thank you for failing us. Now we don’t depend on our brother.

The next episode we see the team we all know and love are being put together. It would be like watching the first few episodes of Naruto all over again. Am I looking forward to it. Yes. Why? Cause I am an epic fanboy and love to see anything relating to Naruto. SO BRING IT! Until then stay frosty folks!

Boondocks “Pretty Boy” Review

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They’re Back!!!!! For a while there I thought they wasn’t coming back. With episodes like Booty Warrior Johnson and Thug Loving…I thought they was gonna be put off the air. Praise the white Jesus they have return. Uncle Ruckus, Grand Dad and the whole gang is back. Usually I am not a fan of people using the “N” word but lawdy these man funny.

Yep. Only sexy man we know with lips like that. Pretty Boy Flizzy.

Yep. Only sexy man we know with lips like that. Pretty Boy Flizzy.

"You make me wanna uggghh like we having sex baby grab your ankles you know whats next" LOL comedy!!

“You make me wanna uggghh like we having sex. Baby grab your ankles you know whats next” LOL comedy!!

We start off with two cops talking about a black man robbing a mini mart. What got me is how these man describing the perp. Then come to one conclusion that he so sexy it has to be pretty boy flizzy. Ain’t nothing more funny than hearing these man talking about the good old days. I won’t lie I miss the good old days when man wasn’t more sexy than woman. Buh dem wearing chap stick. It lip gloss dem man does wearing!

I like to apologize to all my fans for beating up my girldfriend Christiana..

I would like to apologize to all my fans for beating up my girldfriend Christiana..

I would like to apologize to all my fans for smuggling automatic weapons...

I would like to apologize to all my fans for smuggling automatic weapons…

I would like to apologize to all my fans for fighting in the VIP with Nicki Minaj...

I would like to apologize to all my fans for fighting in the VIP with Nicki Minaj…

So of course you know the Boondocks like to over exaggerate the stereotype. Well they really hit the nail on the head with this one. Is when they say he beat up Nicki Minaj. I couldn’t stop laughing. Ting sweet me. Dude was literally reading the apology. They ain’t hiding the fact some of these Celebrities do crazy stuff and don’t care. They just want their names trending on twitter.

Yep... You hear that. They fighting again...

Yep… You hear that. They fighting again…

GET.....OUT!

GET…..OUT!

Which brings us to Tom and his wife. The Freemans heard them arguing and knew something was up. Wanna know what they arguing about…Well Tom is soft. Philsbery Dough Boy soft. Dude apologizing for everything. Driving his wife crazy. Then when she couldn’t take it anymore she trhow him out. I ain’t gonna lie. Dude was acting like a El Gato. A big one. So once the Freeman realize he got thrown out they went into action. Dem boy flipping around like ninjas turning off lights and ting. Like that is a regular ting for this man. Just sad.

Dude got a pet tiger....

Dude got a pet tiger….

"Please stop throwing money at me" Is something you will never hear me say...

“Please stop throwing money at me” Is something you will never hear me say…

So next day Tom was looking at Pretty Boy Flizzy and his Entourage. Yep Flizzy want him to defend him. Epic. Just like black people to make money from going to jail.

 So now Tom get home and told his wife Sarah that he is defending Pretty Boy Flizzy. Her eyes dem light up like a christmas tree. I won’t lie if I told my wife bout a next man and she light up….I be fitting to fight. Well Tom had enough. He bust off to drink. Guess who he call. Flizzy. Ain’t that some retarded mess. Call the man your wife getting hard nipples for. Epic. So Flizzy took him to the man cave. You done know what happen then…

Welcome to the Mancave!!

Welcome to the Mancave!!

LOL Tom gone....

LOL Tom gone….

I won’t talk about everything here. Will leave that for you to watch but once Tom got back to the party he was pumped like the late Ultimate Warrior. All I can say about Tom in that scene is he grew some balls. Or did he….

It's about to go down!!!

It’s about to go down!!!

 Either way the Boondocks Season 4 is here. Started off with a bang. New episodes air every Monday on Cartoon Network. I will be reviewing each episode. Why? Cause I like dem man. This cartoon isn’t like Family Guy with their hit and miss jokes. I know these jokes won’t be funny to most people. I understand. But for the rest of us who are not offended by some of the things said I say to you join me. Lets see how this season will poke fun of the things most of us are afraid to talk about but secretly think!

 

 

 

Naruto Genocide Shippuuden 359 Review

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I know I know I know…I am late again for another review. This blasted game call Clash of Clans. Got me wasting time worse than a college student during finals. This episode was just messed up. Itachi although I respect you I feel you could of done something else other than WIPE OUT YOUR ENTIRE CLAN. I mean it ain’t that serious.

You are now a captain. You are officially a bad man!

You are now a captain. You are officially a bad man!

So this episode starts off where the tension left off. All hell bout to break lose and Itachi is smack dab in the middle. He is 13 years old and already Danzo making this man a team captain. Now this is unheard of for any ninja. To be so young and leading a team. itachi is just that bad. So anyway since Danzo appointed Itachi as a captain his plan was set in motion. We all know his plan to kill all the Uchiha Clan and take their Sharingan was his ultimate end game. Itachi knew this and started to formulate his own plan.

Derp Derp Derp pretty tree....

Derp Derp Derp pretty tree….

Interesting..... I must exploit this man...

Interesting….. I must exploit this man…

As you can see Obito still hurt by the death of Rin would pop in the Hidden Leaf Village from time to time. Thus setting off an alarm. Funny the Hidden Leaf Village have ADT set up. Whenever someone pop in without the code they would know. I tell ya dem boy advance. Although Obito thought no one knew he was doing this but Itachi knew. I can tell right there and then he knew what he must do. To prevent Danzo from killing his clan and taking thier eyes. Cause he knew what Danzo did to his friend. You know what they say. Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. So Itachi formulated a plan with Obito. What was the plan you asked. Well it is Genocide. Simple just get up and kill the whole lot. Something like that takes guts. To kill your family and friends. Crazy. Just plain out crazy.

Yep...Y'all bout to die...

Yep…Y’all bout to die…

You know when they go to black and white...DEATH IS COMING...

You know when they go to black and white…DEATH IS COMING…

I won’t go into detail about how that went down you can see for yourself but through all that death Itachi got the last laugh. Not only did he let Danzo know what time it is, Lord Third sit he backside down. Dissolve his ANBU and whatever ranks he had. It’s about time he did that. He knew that bum was up to no good.

Yeah that's right. I got ur number. Mess with my lil bro and I will post that video of you with that little boy... Pervert.

Yeah that’s right. I got ur number. Mess with my lil bro and I will post that video of you with that little boy… Pervert.

We all knew this episode was coming. It has been played enough times throughout the Naruto series to know how that would play out. Imagine to my surprise when I checked to see what episode would be showing Thursday coming. More Kakashi back story. Now we will relive the younger days of Naruto. Sigh…. I love it but I itching to see some of those fights the intro been teasing me with. I feel like reading the manga…. LOL NAH!!! Ain’t that serious. I rather wait for the animated sweetness. I got time to wait. So Thursday I will ignore Clash of Clans and stop being lazy and get back to what I love to do. So till then stay frost!!!

You will be a fugitive. But good news I saved a bunch of money switching to Gieco.

You will be a fugitive for life. But good news I saved a bunch of money switching to Gieco.

Samsung Galaxy 5 is a bad ting Review

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Everyone know me to be a little phone whore. Some would say I have a problem with phones. So when I heard about the Galaxy S5 I thought…meh. This is probably just the S4.5. Nothing to fart about. Well the opportunity arose and I got a spanking new S5 from Digicel. Of course I wouldn’t say no. So this is my opinion on this bad ting call a phone.

The new bad ting in town

The new bad ting in town

First thing that pops at you is the build of the phone. It isn’t like the HTC One or M8. Sweet metal body with curves to match. Hmph that phone right there is sexy. Nope this little bad ting is like Nicki Minaj. All plastic. Plastic back. Fake metal side. Nothing about it screams premium. I guess with all the law suits Samsung fighting off with a stick from Apple they had to skim on build quality. Don’t worry that doesn’t men the S5 isn’t still good to look at.

Removable Battery, Expandable Memory, Waterproof Back. Yep we good to go!

Removable Battery, Expandable Memory, Waterproof Back. Yep we good to go!

For the real phone purist they will tell you having a replaceable battery is a God sent. Nuff time my old nokia phone started to die on me and all I needed to do was swap the battery and she is like brand new. So a point for samsung for keeping that in this build. We also have the option for external storage. So all those man who got anime shows and other stuff that you have to have on your phone this is another cool feature you don’t see on most high end phones. Since the iPhone other carriers been forcing down our throats internal memory and batteries. Screw that. Gimmie the option to add extra space. Instead of spending another $400 for another phone.

Dimples. All I see are dimples!!!

Dimples. All I see are dimples!!!

SO lets get to the meat and potatoes of the S5. Is this better than the S4. Well it is better in terms of power under the hood. Also the camera is in my opinion AWESOME. I took a few shots with it and felt like I was a professional. Man roll up and ask me what kind of camera I had to take that shot. When I whip out my phone LIKE A BOSS man had to do a double take. Sadly this bad ting look like the S4 from the front. I had to flip it over. You know the S5 signature design. The dimples sort of act like a grip for your hands to hold it. It also have this heartbeat monitor thing. To the back where the flash is. Waste of time. Never used it and will never use it. moving on.

Heartbeat Monitor. Sorry Samsung that is an EPIC FAIL. Fire whoever thought that was a good idea.

Heartbeat Monitor. Sorry Samsung that is an EPIC FAIL. Fire whoever thought that was a good idea.

I hate Touch Wiz. That is the GUI (graphical user interface) or the launcher that is presented to you. I swapped it out with Nova Launcher one time. Thank God android is customizable. Then I swapped out the Samsung Keyboard with the Google Keyboard. Yeah I owned the Nexus 4. So I really like the minimalistic design of stock android. Even though the S5 comes with Kitkat 4.2.2 out the box I felt that Samsungs Touchwiz interface was a bit laggy. Switching between apps there was a slight lag. Once I dumped that touchwiz for nova launcher BAM. Like a pimp wearing gators on a sunday afternoon. Smooth!

Some features that stood out for me was the Private mode, Kid Mode and uninstalling of factory apps. Let me start with the Private mode. This comes with the S5. Thing is what it sounds like. A mode for your eyes only. You an set it up with the Finger print scanner. Yeah I don’t think that finger scanner idea was original. Samsung took that from Apple. Yet it is there and I used it. Mind you it don’t work all the time. But it works nonetheless. So once you unlock the mode pictures, videos and “files” can be stored in that folder. So if you are a man or woman who have some hot sexy pictures mixed up with pictures of your family picnic and don’t want nosey people just browsing ur phone. We all been there. “Don’t swipe to the left!” Yeah it rough. So Samsung hooked us up with that.

Then we have the Kid Mode. OMG that thing is what the doctor ordered. I have a son who loves angry birds. So he would take my phone and play all my games and screw with my homescreen. Then he click on all the ads in certain games. Then you know when you have your phone full of kiddy games that you don’t play hotting up your phone. Well the S5 will allow you to hide apps on your profile while allowing the kid mode to show all the kiddie apps for your child to play with. This mode also is password protected. So once you set it up you place the code in and they have fun. Once they are done they give it back to you. Place the code and viola! Your back to your profile. Nothing changed. This mode is awesome for parents who want to keep their phone their way. Not your children’s way.

As a gamer this was important to me. You know you have to run those emulators!!

As a gamer this was important to me. You know you have to run those emulators!!

To all the iPhone fanboys this is nothing new really. Think of this as the iPhone 5s to the Galaxy S4. While I must add that the camera is better. Also the screen size is much bigger. I personally like the size. Looks awesome to play movies and play Clash of Clans on. I am addicted to that game right now. All in all this is a solid phone. Records in 4K. Takes great pictures. Private mode to hide naughty pics and videos. What more can you ask for. Oh did I mention it is waterproof. Yes. I tested it myself.

So if you are on the fence about this phone it isn’t rocket science. The average joe Blow should get this phone. For the Phone Whore who humps specs and measure every detail I say do your homework. Most people who just want something that works this phone just works. That is why she is a bad ting. Whenever you need a fix she is there. Waiting for you to call.

Naruto Sharingan Shippuuden 358 Review

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This episode was intense. Real talk. The drama in this episode was just to much. I can see why Itachi did what he did. Things was about o pop off. All because of Danzo. That is one evil dude. I so glad he dead. I am also glad he can not be reincarnated. Total douche bag. So lets dig in shall we.

This man just look miserable...

This man just look miserable…

Since the attack on the Hidden Leaf village by the Nine Tails Danzo been pissing and moaning about the Uchiha Clan controlling the Nine Tails. We all know it wasn’t them. But you know Danzo. Like Pokemon he gotta catch um all. Sharingan that is. Anyway the suspicion is on like popcorn. No one trust them. Things so rough for them that they are under 24 hour surveillance. These man moving like the NSA. Which brings us to the stressful dilemma. Tribal War bout to break out. Tension on the rise. Guess who stuck in the middle. Itachi and Shisui. The things mans does do for their village.

This reminds me of the movie The Truman Show.

This reminds me of the movie The Truman Show.

Ah yes young Sasuke. Cherish those days. It all will end...

Ah yes young Sasuke. Cherish those days. It all will end…

Well if I got to spy on my own people I best do it with a smile!

Well if I got to spy on my own people I best do it with a smile!

Now that was some messed up stuff. Had this man scooping his own people. That is just foul. I would of never did it. I would joined the revolution and straight kill these man. Meh I guess that is why Sasuke wanted to kill them all. But wouldn’t kill the whole village. Just Danzo and his minions.

So Itachi and Shisui tried their best to prevent this coup d’etat. I will be honest. If I never saw any previous episode of Naruto and came in and saw this episode only I knew their plan wasn’t gonna work. The people dem ready for war. It is like all they need is “I wish somebody would step on my White Air Force Ones!” Then just like that man would be dead all over the place. So Shisui spoke with Lord Third. I can tell he is the only one who want to see peace between the Uchiha Clan and the Hidden Leaf ninjas. What I don’t understand. The Lord Third know Danzo ain’t no good. He know Danzo is a sneaky bastard. Yet he let him run a muck all over the place. Sigh… Lord Third you like man.

Check my swagga. Gonna build my crib on that hill right there...Yeah Gonna be the first Hokage to have his house on House Hunters!

Check my swagga. Gonna build my crib on that hill right there…Yeah Gonna be the first Hokage to have his house on House Hunters!

Look Big Man you can do what you want with that hill. Just let me clear up this beef.

Look Big Man you can do what you want with that hill. Just let me clear up this beef. Ayo think I going out like TuPac you lie.

So the time came when the Uchiha clan was having some kind of meeting. Now the Hidden Leaf scared of this meeting. Cause they done know them man linking up to plan for War! So Shisui was called by Danzo to just talk. You know Danzo from long wanted to catch this man alone. Shisui had a fool proof plan. Go to the meeting and use this epic Genjutsu called Kotoamatsukami. Yep that is a mouthful. Basically it is a genjutsu that gives you false memories and manipulate you to the user’s will. You wouldn’t even know you are being controlled. That right there is creepy. Thank God he isn’t a pervert.

Yo Big man wha you call me out here for. You like man?

Yo Big man wha you call me out here for. You like man?

Now that you think of it... I do like man. Especially those with pretty eyes!!

Now that you think of it… I do like man. Especially those with pretty eyes!!

Since you ain't wanna do this the easy way I will just have to take it by force. Izanagi in ya tank!

Since you ain’t wanna do this the easy way I will just have to take it by force. Izanagi in ya tank!

That's right! I got one ah dem eyes to!! They call me Ash. Gotta take dem all!!

That’s right! I got one ah dem eyes to!! They call me Ash. Gotta take dem all!!

Danzo you are a punk. You can’t beat nobody fair. You could of gone and train but no…. Had to link up with Orochimaru and cheese your way to the top. Got to be taking man eye and ting just to be stronger. Less ram. So any way Shisui eye got taken out. He got away and went to his only friend. Now when I looked at how he was able to escape with someone ripping out his eye tells me he can bare pain. I know most man would be on the ground bawling and screaming from the pain. Yet he was still able to get away and chat with is friend Itachi. Now I almost shed a man tear. But I “not gon cry”! That moment when Shisui took out his other eye and give it to Itachi I had a thought. What if he had just implanted another eye and kill Danzo. All the problems would of been solved right there and then. I guess not.

So you giving me your other eye. You sure you don't to do a drive by on that fool Danzo...just saying..

So you giving me your other eye. You sure you don’t to do a drive by on that fool Danzo…just saying..

Boss I done take out my other eye and wrote a note. I ain't bout to be no ones beyotch. I done with this mess. Man bust a Izanagi on me. A flipping Izanagi my boy. I gone!

Boss I done take out my other eye and wrote a note. I ain’t bout to be no ones beyotch. I done with this mess. Man bust a Izanagi on me. A flipping Izanagi my boy. I gone!

Funny the songdon't go chasing waterfalls is stuck in my head. Must be prophetic for me to die like this!

Funny the songdon’t go chasing waterfalls is stuck in my head. Must be prophetic for me to die like this!

Dread....this man had owe me $50.

Dread….this man had owe me $50.

This episode is a great way to understand Itachi’s pain. Only now I understand why he did what he did. Only he knew exactly what he had to do. Trying to prevent a full scale war isn’t something one can do easily. Doing it alone would make you do crazy things. So if you haven’t seen this episode as yet I highly recommend it. It is a great episode. To see Itachi one more time isn’t such a bad thing. No Homo. So till the next episode stay frosty!!